One drop of ink can make a million think.

itzliltrinh:

So I decided to do a little research. And this are a few things i found hilarious and some what true. You’re welcome to reblog and add on! :D

1) Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15

(Gawd! They can’t even remember their children’s TRUE age)

2) Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids

(My Mom actually REALLY loves to do that)

3) You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing

(Oops! My Mom love Math)

4) People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate

(Hahahah. Not funny.)

5) Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can “grow into it” and wear it for years to come.

(Not my Mom!)

6) Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.

(BAD. A-hole!)

7) People think you’re Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.

(They’re DUMB. IMBECILE.)

8) You amaze and wow your friends with your lack of body hair 

(Everytime. Yo!)

9) your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head

(My Dad owns it. I guess)

10) failing a class means finding a new place to live.

(No! No!)

11) You have NO eyelashes

(I have a beautiful and cool eyelashes. TRUE not FAKE)

12) You have 500 family members, and you don’t know half of them

(Actually, I only know 48 family members EXACTLY.)

13) you’re half the size of most of your friends 

(I’m petite. Sad to say)

14) An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: “Is that your mother?” Well then, “Is it your sister?” 

(Yeah, this happens me everytime. Fucck! Especially, my sister’s classmate or friends. Fuck them!)

15) teachers mispronounce your name from the first day of school till the last day of school

(On my first day of school, my teacher pronounced my name as ei-nah. DAFT!)